Text MacGuyver: ? (A)pply rubber tubing to mitts Tubemitts added to inventory ? (A)pply gas to Tubemitts Gas-filled tubemitts added to inventory Operation failed. Find a way to secure the gas-filled tubemitts first. ? (A)pply handcuffs to gas-filled tubemitts Gas-filled cuffed tubemitts added to inventory ? (A)pply saw to gas-filled cuffed tubemitts Gas-filled cuffed tubemitts explode in your face. CHA -10. Gas-filled cuffed tubemitts removed from inventory. Crap, this Macguyver stuff is harder than I thought. Maybe those are tools to build a bong?

Is it me or would "Text MacGuyver" make a really awesome game? Input several items and the game decides on a random contraption to build with them. I actually googled it first to make sure that you didn't run it through a similar game.