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Comment Rampant consumerism... (Score 0, Flamebait) 668

by AsshatExtraordinaire (#7768621) Attached to: Worst Holiday Tradition?
That's what I hate about the holiday. It's really supposed to be this nice gift sharing time, but it turns into a fucking consumer orgy. Not only that, the traffic increases, because of so many consumer lemmings fighting over the last fuck-me-elmo at the mall. I guess that's what capitalism encourages, people to capitalize on stuff. It really ruins the idea of Christmas.
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Journal Journal: Executives pray to hominids. 1

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When the plague first struck in a galaxy far, far away, the Indian chieftain divided the spoils, and waving a cleaver over his head, he complained bitterly of a painful rash. I overheard Bush talking to the rabbits, and he said that the dance therapists secretly love marines. As the balance of power shifted in a car rushing down the freeway, the seventh son of the seventh son removed his hat, and with a jug of rancid milk he handed out candy.

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