But think how much heavier the Earth will be when they start making lots of this stuff. Won't that affect our solar orbit? Or the tide?
It's like how sponges can hold 25 times their weight in water. Imagine how high the water levels would be if they became extinct!
I don't know how people can sleep...
...man... that whole post was completely Dr. Steve Brule. For your health!
Many of the Slashdotters actually pay for the opportunity to, among other things, answer questions like that.
As a proud BOFH (of which I would presume there are equally as many that would "pay to answer [stupid] questions"), I would immediately direct him to MS Word (which does have such brain-dead change tracking) in order to make the suffering more enjoyable for me to watch...*devilish grin*
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