It me, fam.
It me, fam.
I wonder why it is I even bother.
What do you mean "slide".
We wallow in it.
Yoga bridesmaid pr0n? Here we come.
How do I get into the Singapore tablet sales market, so I can sell to the civil service customer for goofing off?
Microsoft wants to squirt diarrhoea into your face? They'll pay to do so?
The best thing to do when faced with Windows systems is pray for the end of civilization.
Code in machine language.
When will the RealDoll start driving for Uber?
It is not Unix, the pipeline is not compose of flat lines of text.
Exactly. You elegantly state both why it's unwanted AND why it is unsuitable for Unix-style systems.
It is SO "systemd". More of the binary is better bullshit.
If you need a
Since every object type that you'd want to build for *nix systems already exists as Perl or Ruby code, that can be accessed through C-PAN or Git, I really don't see what problem this solves. The problem of how to force a
Seriously. It's MS still finding binary blobs somehow preferable to I/O streams of plain-text. It's the devil's work.
I have 21-year-old acquaintances who have NEVER looked at voicemail in their entire lives. More so remarkable, because they'd individually had iPhones with a visual voicemail feature, for up to 20% of their time on earth.
You want to annoy my 16-year old? Call on the phone. I expect voice to be a nearly dead medium in a decade.
When you are almost depressed? Anything to take your mind off it.
When you are giddy? You can take on the WORLD! "That'll show 'em all!"
Somehow this observation is presented as a counter-intuitive result from examining new data. We ALL love counter-intuitive results. Comprehending them makes us feel intelligent.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.