Reroute the plane to Guantanamo!

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They're just opening the doors wide for cheap Chinese memory, which will come, and then it will be RAMageddon for the cabal of manufacturers who so smugly announce that they've locked in obscene profits for years. With prices twice or more expensive than they need to be, there are many markets where it doesn't matter that China can't manufacture the same densities (yet). With enough money flowing in and this strategic opportunity given to them in a completely unforced fault, China will not take long enough to catch up for the established manufacturers to ramp up and do something about it.

Like some investors' darlings would have done.

*our Linux. (Remember memes?) He’s making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

I understand the sentiment, but Linux really has improved a lot for desktop users, and Windows really has deteriorated to the point where it is a nuisance, not a tool. I have tried Linux before but only ever used it for servers. Now it's my main Desktop. Linux has accomplished a lot but it couldn't have done it without Windows dropping the ball.

Switched to Linux. Yes, after decades you lose a lot of muscle memory advantage and need to find new solutions for things that you already solved in a different environment, but once I got over that initial hurdle, I haven't looked back. Windows only exists as a VM now, for the few Windows-only things. Linux isn't perfect, far from it, but Windows has gotten tiresome and hostile.

Maybe those millions of years is just how long it takes this planet to recover enough for another event to register on a geological timescale?

You could, but why would you lie to yourself like that?

A new middle class. Right, middle between what exactly?
Kent Brockman: "I for one welcome our new insect overlords and like to remind them, that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Mozilla has too much money which attracts manager types who latch onto the host and eventually kill it.

How to uninstall McAfee Antivirus by John McAfee.

It's really amazing that Apple managed to make their users look down on people who don't "afford" Apple bling.

You used "randomly" as a filler word, didn't you. Besides, unwanted software that comes with devices from "reputable" OEMs is and was so common that the word "bloatware" was coined for it.

What lunacy is this? It never was. People just pretend that if you call the software "apps" or "Javascript", it doesn't hurt. Google started the brainwashing long before they dropped the "do no evil" pretense.