You should replace the person with the tech job of writing headlines with a new person with the tech job of writing headlines.

Amazingly, the VP idiots who decided to fire the 30,000 people will all get raises that add up to the exact salary of the 30,000 people.

This is all a complete coincidence.

You misspelled misspelled.

This CSI show is so awful that it is difficult to make a short list of what is wrong with it. First of all, there is no "CSI" in the show, even though it is named CSI: Cyber. They aren't doing crime scene investigation. They are doing evidence forensics on technology recovered by actual CSI people. But they show them visiting crime scenes and doing other activities that a forensic specialist would never do. I guess this isn't any worse than the instant DNA tests and one day court cases we see on other shows, but who needs inaccurate methods on a show about methods?

It is clear that they have no technical advisers, or if they do, they are incompetent. There are errors that exist that have no reason to exist. Sometimes you have to take shortcuts to make a plot work or something, but they insert ridiculous dialog and ideas when they don't have any reason to do so.

This show really isn't any worse or better than the Scorpion show, which for some reason puts the name of itself in a close tag. When the show's title is an error in itself, how much can you hope for?

"have put" and "have to put" are two different things

If this were to be approved, the first time a drone hits a kid in the head and rips out his eye, the company will be sued out of existence.

I still see lots of people selling phones for "parts" and quietly noting that the device is locked and they somehow don't have the password. So people are obviously still stealing phones without knowing they can't actually use them.

If you want a child that grows up to be that weird guy who stands in a corner talking to himself, go ahead and homeschool.

He'll probably have one of those stupid hyphenated last names too.

It is still the place to find computers, gadgets and components... from the 1980s...!!

Comcast is trying to merge with Time Warner Cable, not AT&T.

Here is some more info: The Comcast-Time Warner Cable Merger May Not Happen

I don't understand why Microsoft decided to skip Windows 9. They are skipping the version that would have been good!

Windows XP: Good
Windows Vista: Bad
Windows 7: Good
Windows 8: Bad
Windows 9: (Good?)
Windows 10: (Bad?)

Hopefully they know that the dollar sign goes before the number.

It's a good thing you're reading slashdot and not dotslash then.

The FBI is dumb. Hasn't everyone figured this out yet?

Maybe some of them know the difference between "where" and "were." You clearly don't.