Funniest thread ever Thanks to zobier

i regret that i have but one mind to loose for my ART. I feel it now begin to absorb me, to become me. this expansion of ego does not scare me. NO, in fact it drives me HARDER. in the beginning was THE LIE, and the lie shall set us loose. it shall free us from reality and BANALITY and the mundane, drudgingly pathetic thing we call BEAUTY. irony and the birth of the age of the ABSURD will release us, free us, tie us in the knots of FUN, childishness, and novel, retarded happiness. like monkeys at the zoo we will throw our now useless FECES at our captors. we will humiliate and denigrate those who force feed us FALSE CULTURE in the guise of all-knowing intelectuals, artists, ROCKSTARS, and movie moguls. submodern sado-intellectual artistic subvertion will rule the new collective unconsious. only things that NO ONE considers art, most of all the artist, will be art. logic and reason will be decimated by the hordes of astrologists, phrenologists, palmists, SEERS, mystics, yogis, cartoonists, comedians, demagogues and charlatans. symbols will ascend to metaphores and similies will descend to INANITIES.

    BLAH BLAH BLAH will be our war cry, LA LA LA our funeral song.

RETARDED MONKEY MOTHER FUCKERS UNITE

you havenothing to loose but your mind

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since this got rejected I'll just put it here in my nice little journal I never use. SCO is holding a forum in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand for their 25th aniversary. It'll be august 1-3. Conveniently enough this coincides nicely with this years DefCon. Should be interesting.

I wonder if this will work now?