You gotta watch those nasty little plankton, they put out a billion tons of CO2 a day. Lets tax them, and stop them from causing global warming, or is it global cooling now? I can't keep track of what they call it anymore... cooling... warming... whatever.
Ohhhh, Lord Rothschild, I want you to pass a carbon tax to end the CO2 that we exhale. No.? Just exterminate us all so that you can save the planet from us nasty CO2 exhalers.