I have decided to declare war on absolutism and jingoism. Everybody loves a good slogan, and I admit I'm no more immune to a clever bit of marketingese than the next guy. How can I be? I own a PS2 and a Nintendo DS, and I just shelled out for an authographed copy of Disney starlette Ashley Tisdale's debut album... I don't even listen to dance music.
My motivation is this. We live in superfluous times. I feel this is the consequence of being in an always-connected society. Because information moves more quickly, information absorption is bottlenecked by our ability to process the incoming flood. Thus, in order for select information to move faster through the channel, it musted be bumped up. At some point in time, perhaps in the hallowed halls of Madison Avenue, someone realized that by using key phrases such as always, never, best, worst, most evil, coolest ever, never before, and shocking; one's message can be processed with more velocity. This logic has become core to the operations of news services and pundits who saturate the media, and are trying to get as many listeners as they can. Suddenly, the dictator of some dive banana republic is the worst dictator ever. Suddenly the self-destructive actions of a has-been celebrity are the most shocking ever. Suddenly, we have never lived in worst times.
Yes, the world we live in isn't perfect. Yes, it seems that with each passing news day, the world is spinning faster off its axis into Hell. But this is all a mirage. The digital age, the always-on information connectivity we enjoy; these things enable us to capture bad events and report them faster than ever before. The result is, our world is smaller, more intimate. Unlike the so-called "greatest generation" who lived in a world without 24-hour news or the God-fearing colonists of the 17th century who waited months for news, we know what's going on around the world as it happens. Our information transparency is coupled with our psychological need for sensationalism, so we seek out negative news with glee. The world is not getting worse. We're just becoming more aware of the bad. If we tried... if we wanted, we could use the Internet to search for good news; and we'd happily find some.
But there is a part of society that do not like this. Like ghouls feeding on the dead, they feed on our fear and discomfort. They use superfluous adverbs and adjectives to create emotional responses which they can then use to advance their own agendas. No one side is to blame alone. If we reject jingoistic slogans, if we reject the use of such words as best and worst as well as great and evil, we might find that the news is not only less interesting, but less nerve-wracking. Moreover, if we reject the use of absolutist words like always, all, and never, we might find that our words will be more accurate, if not more insightful.
I think I'm going to write a python program that filters out my RSS feeds to remove phrases I don't like. I challenge you all to do the same. Must you do it in python? Yes. Yes you should, and why? Cause python is the greatest programming language ever - PHP being the worst.