Communities for Sale (Score 1)

What a concept. What businessperson will take
that a step further, as they turn everything
into a commodity. How about cities! Let's
say Somecity, Colorado sells itself to the
highest bidder to substitute for tax revenues...

"Welcome to Somecity, an AOL Community"

Then they could have deals and mergers and all
that stuff...

"News bulletin: Disney Buys Orlando in Water
Stock Trade"

Oh, then people become advertising places, and
we get stickers on us like our fruit and
vegetables, right?