Comment So Sycraft-fu (Score 5, Funny) 536
Are you ready to buy into the government conspiracy theories now?
Comment Really? (Score 0) 179
As there are a bunch of tools that can convert a PDF to an audio file, I find it hard to believe that there are no screen readers that can handle a PDF file.
Comment If you don't have NY Times Account (Score 1) 139
Via Google News:
Comment Re:Chill out... (Score 5, Funny) 347
That's people's answer to everything these days.
Me: "I'm constantly tired and irritable. What should I do to help?"
Society: "Get more exercise, eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, and sleep eight hours a night."
Me: "I constantly have the urge to stab my girlfriend in the face, and I see clowns in the toilet whenever I pee. What should I do?"
Society: "Get more exercise, eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, and sleep eight hours a night."
Meant to mark Insightful. Accidentally marked troll.
That's an odd mistake to make. You sure you're getting enough sleep?
Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive 173
Comment Help! (Score 1) 141
I'm being held in the castle Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
Man Builds His Own Subway 174
Journal Journal: Attempted Greetings
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 G0TO 10
RUN
?SYNTAX ERROR IN 20
READY.
Comment Asimov will be pleased (Score 1) 174
This will really help when we finally get around to terraforming the galaxy. Instead of sending off a huge Noah's Ark to each one, we'll just ship whatever raw materials can't be found on the new planet and build the lifeforms onsite.