Comment Clippy pops up (Score 1) 55

by Anonymous Cowturd on Wednesday March 31, 2021 @06:12PM (#61222422) Attached to: Microsoft Wins US Army Contract for Augmented-Reality Headsets, Worth Up To $21.9 Billion Over 10 Years

"It looks like you are trying to lay waste to your enemies.... Would you like some help with that?"

Comment Medication (Score 5, Funny) 441

by Anonymous Cowturd on Thursday July 24, 2003 @08:34AM (#6520115) Attached to: Meditation in the Workplace?

I misread 'Meditation' as 'Medication', which might be relaxing in the workplace.

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