old Mir drinkin' song (Score 1)

"MIR in the Sky" (sung to the tune, "Spirit in the Sky")

(Russian man singing, broken English)

When I die, and they lay me to rest

Want to go to place that is best

When they tell me it time to die

Let it be anywhere but this MIR in the sky

Help me get out of this MIR in the sky (MIR in the sky)

If I stay this is where I die (where I die)

If I die maybe they name for me a Cape

or put picture on roll of fancy duct tape

Where rescue ship here, am ready to go

They better not repair ship and leave-us

Siberian winter sweet by and by

Compared to this hell called MIR in the Sky

Help me get out of this MIR in the Sky (MIR in the sky)

If I stay here is where I die (where I die)

But if I die here, mission not big waste

I spend best years of life dodging floating toothpaste

I look around and I get depressed

But I have friend in Dr. Laura

I tell her I down 'cause we just fly and fly

She tell me shut up, deal with MIR in the Sky

Help me get out of this MIR in the Sky (MIR in the sky)

If I stay here is where I die (where I die)

American say not worry, no big trouble

Yeah, this from guy who probably built Hubble

Others wonder what they do back in sweet motherland

I just want to drink all that I can

Then at night, look up, drinking vodka supply

Laugh out loud at chumps still up in MIR in the sky