But I AM SPARTACUS.

Is the geolocating stuff actually a security hole? I just assumed these exploits were possible because people click right on through the "This App wants access to your children's intestinal tract and your cars tire pressure monitoring system." I guess I'll RTFA.

I'm going to superimpose my face on everyone I see and have the moons of tatooine up and running in the sky. Other people? Me. Real life? Star Wars.

Same reason I walk to work every day... because all damn car companies are controlled by the damn greedy stockholders.

It's 20 miles but I make it work because I'm so self-righteous.