Global warming caused it.

I don't agree with socialized medicine, but if the government pushes this through I'm cancelling the health coverage for my employees because it cost to damn much to keep. I'm not the only small business to think about this ether just ask around, providing health care is a huge pain in the ass, and employees don't even understand how much it costs to give coverage to families and all the other BS the government makes you do. I'll go out on a limb and say independent health insurance companies won't make it 5 years after this goes through.

Surfing porn attempting to get an idea of what those 70 virgins will look like.

my father-in-law is a real simple tool.

They're a loose knit group of Scientology destroying Japanese fighting robots.

Honestly I kind of miss the taste of the 50/50 tuna to dolphin blend in starkist tuna cans. Gave it a little bit of a zing.

People are assuming dolphins are brain dead creature that would just sit there and listen to 200 db pings and pongs. Since I'm a dolphin expert since watching discovery channel, I understand that dolphins are intelligent creatures and would swim away from the annoying sound, unlike intercity youth with the bass speakers.