65%, JonKatz Wannabe on my slashdot purity test! (Score 1)

Exuse me while while I do a few things to raise my slashdot purity scores:
1) FIRST POST!!!!! -- +1 or 2
OOPS, looks like i missed it by by a few :-( -- +1
Ah well, FIRST POSTERS ARE LAME ASSES!! -- +2

2)JonKatz is a FAG!!! -- +1 or 2
I'm going to burn down his house +1

3)Now I'm going to use the VERY (hehe italics are +1) acurate slashdot poles to right a sientific paper, and solve world hunger with their valuable data. -- +4

5)Okay, next I'm going to make an atempt at creating a table in this post. -- +1
And trust me, I'll be VERY suprised when it doesnt work -- +1

6)Hmmm, what else can I do... well I guess I could run around my neighborhood naked yelling "Slashdot is a gift from Allah!" Thats not on the test, but it should give me at least +3 random effort points.

7)I guess that is it... wait if I just select yes to all the fields anyways, then I could also get +1 for the "did you cheat on this test" field!

DONE!after previewing this about 12 times and still leaving in a bunch of mistakes (+3) I think I should do okay next time I take the slashdot purity test. :-)