And so, after being logged off for months, I log in just so I can post in The April Fool thread.

Actually, 25 years ago would have been 1984. That was during the terrible totalitarian regime, with Big Brother constantly watching you. A dark time to live, at least for the proles. Obviously by 1985 the regime was thrown down and replaced with modern society, and everyone got the Big Macs and porn they deserved.

Is this the where I come for an argument?

That's 10 to the 32nd power (100000000000000000000000000000000), not 1032 years