When will it end? (Score 1)

USPTO Patent Application number 42

Author: Amazon
Title of invention: Life

Abstract:
"Implementing a persistent self aware conciousness in biological entities."

Brief Description Of Invention:
This invention specifies the process whereby a biological entity (in the desired embodiement a Human) uses a plurality of neurons aranged into a complex localised neural network (in the desired embodiement a brain) to implement a state of biological self-aware conciousness...

hmm, maybe i could get away with patenting that! ;-)