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Journal Journal: HAPPY Halloween and Merry X MAS.

I plan to hang bloody tampons in my front window for both so I can teach those bastards something about the true meaning of mafia intimidation to a journalist. IF they send their children out on OCT. 31st, which I doubt as they celebrate WHITE Halloween, I will instead send them home to mommy and daddy where they can go to St. Monica's and place some tampax in the collection plate like true Christians. I will pray for THEM like they were praying for me. What goes around, comes around.
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Journal Journal: The Abrams' principle doesn't come anywhere.................

near The Peter -vs- The Pussy Principle. I can't wait to get my asshole on Saturday Night Live! Safe deposits, anyone or is 10,000/2,000? questionable enough. I haven't even gotten warmed up- they sent me ky jelly from calexico in the mail like stooges. I have it as well as Pretty, pretty please with mucho cherries on it. Save like a packrat and love like a hamster. ME OW. It's a shame when they violated the law. ALL of them.
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Journal Journal: MY husband, dog, mother, mother-in-law and

fun-in-law will bury me. No need yet to change my will. I might leave my half of the estate to PetSmart, local, so they can take care of my neighborhood animals. Now that is religion. Thanks be to God. I hope she understands why I was not GM. I will see her as I did S to explain why. IT is never too late, just set your clock earlier. I recorded everything also. A mind is a terrible thing to taste as are pigsfeet. Some do and some love them chow chow. I wish he could still eat them. H
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Journal Journal: Jerkoff gave me a card and shook hub's hand and

said "Make sure she gets something to eat!" 5w's and an h. I give bj's on the i. I don't know who the hell you are lady. Roses roses everywhere but not a drop to smell. I see why I like T's. Both of THEM were and always will be kind gentlemen. Give them enough rope and let THEM hang themselves. Street justice. Put THIS in your palm palm pom pom and shake, shake, shake it. Shake your booty. Isaac, I tipped with distinction when they put me in front roe. Smelly, fish water. Put it in
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Journal Journal: I should try chiropractically massaging

my tripod with a battery operated dildo vibrator on Saturday Night Live. Why not? I have the imagination that excels a lot of the shit we are force-fed on tv. Never took an RTF class. Never needed to.
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Journal Journal: Johndiii@airmail.net was where my computer was forwarding to

She told me to take it to Best Buy if I had a virus. 17 blamed the years of mania on an honest, hard-working Joe. El ex a pro was it truly necessary? They refused me a copy of my medical records and were so pissed when I changed my primary doctor. What the fuck is America coming to? I dedicated my book to UAW, ILGWU and the clean air in The Land of Running Water. Have you PLURAL, ALL of you plural no freaking shame? I dedicated my book to the ridding of idiots rattling garbage cans in my
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Journal Journal: NOTICE: I "never" said gold was better than silver.........

but if you ever debated me or saw me pull Susan Caravello's mother's black bra out of a paper bag during a speech class you will understand why I won the debate of how pretty my gold shines in the sunset against the sunset and with my son (Noodles) when I visit Wildwood and Cape May.
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Journal Journal: H knows.as do those who "love" me. I

not only promised to take him from zero to a hundred in 30 seconds, I feared not. My resume AND awards in excellence and my drug-free track history have proven that I excel at my best for deadlines- as opposed to DEAD LINES! Is it any wonder why I hate funerals so much? I DID "it" before and can do "it" time and time again. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. To never have loved, truly loved, in all ways, shapes, and forms is equally a disgrace. Tina Turner here I come. I just called to

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