Help! I'm scared of gay people! And I have to tell everyone, even though the current topic is completely unrelated!

Dude, chill.

Also http://www.bgr.com/2011/02/03/google-will-not-bring-honeycomb-to-smartphones/

You're sure it's an iPad, and not another iPhone with a big magnifying glass glued to the front of it? I seem to recall the UIs being fairly distinct...

LOL!

And the fact that you now have a two-year gap in your resume when you apply to get a job again.

Only if you're properly registered with your provincial Engineering professional association. In Canada, anyway.

If there's something I wish I could undo Real Life would be it.

Too dark to see anything isn't cool and I don't want to either open my eyes to extreme levels (and have to get out of my basement) nor do I want to remodel a room just to include lights so I can see.

And then the "tedium is skill" angle is the kicker.

I should have followed my corollary to the /. rule (the more /. hates something the better it is), the more /. likes something the worse it is. Given all the hype it got here I should have known it'd have issues.

Close. It's "write once, debug everywhere".

Except that unlike for Firefox, this installation requires a sledgehammer :)

But do they run Linux?!

Well in that case it's probably easier for Oracle to just buy Sun.

Didn't they do that already?

My latest upgrade went along just fine.
[Four paragraph description of things that went wrong]

Wow, at first I thought you were being sarcastic, but... now I'm not so sure.

Nonono, he was using it to indicate that he meant "that word pronounced like he'll [contraction of he will], rhymes with peel or wheel".

As in "making a heel of a case". I guess he couldn't figure out how to spell it.

Nonono, it should be:
=> 4 + 3 + 2 = (empty value) + 2
=> 4 + 3 + 2 = NULL + 2
=> 4 + 3 + 2 = NULL
=> 9 = NULL
=> NULL