I think i

"now these are just like a typewriter". *person types to the end of the line, then grabs the side of the computer screen and slides onto floor".

So...was the password "asshat"?

What about the rest on versions lower than 2.2?

I liken your explanation to this... Google was being chased in a maze by four Namcos, until Google came across a Power Pellet, which then Google turned on the four Namcos, eating them.

I could swear that is something the wife told me to do whilst Ajaxing the Bathroom, and Toilet... Surely they could come up with a better name like...Windex or something like that