Hi, my name is Al. I think I should be President. Why? Because I invented the Internet! And also, I like the song, "Love Train"! And if that isn't enough to get you elected, well I'll be darned if I know what is.
If you don't think I should be elected on my own merits, elect me because you hate the other guy. We all know that G.W.Bush is a crackhead, an alcoholic, and a spoiled brat who has coasted through life on his daddy's merits. Even worse, he's a Republican.
So go out to those election booth things, and Vote Gore 2000! Dammit!
