So... like the flu?

Oh noes, white supremacists everywheres !!!!11!

I'm supporting President Trump for re-election in November.

Of course, this is China. Did they revisit their tallies or just take the easy road and round up another 1,250 chinamen for the firing squad?

They need to get this sorted ASAP. I have important Internet spaceship business to tend to and it really can't wait any longer.

You and your stupid personal details.

Messy bombing BEST bombing.

I think they also discovered the source of all that heat to be the white-hot star at the center of the Solar System... !

Yeah but then, you have to live in Poland.... :(

I'm an IT guy -- or at least they tell me I am -- and I have no proficiency to speak of; no certifications at all. Everything I ever need to know I find via Google, review of years of misc. whining on message boards, and trial-and-error. It's amazing what I've done with no actual knowledge of my own.

Alright, so its ok to yell fire in a crowded theater as long as your intentions are pure?

100% sour grapes.

I like telnet because it reminds me of when I was young.

I got the enhanced pat-down the other day and I must say it was some of the best sex I've had in months.

Damn it, I forgot the obligatory ;)