Behold, the topic. Have you ever typed that one out to someone and have them ask you what in blazes you're on about? Two people I know who do it in Real Life, didn't recognise "Pfffft".

Sit back.

Relax.

Listen to the hum of your PC's fans.

Isn't it relaxing?

No.

Those who sleep next to a running machine, I salute you.