it's the crux of the biscuit.

How does it do on Proust?

Wrong movie, nitwit.

We have no bananas TODAAAAYYYY!

Logic is a little bird.

Nonsense. That cloud is obviously a duck. Look at his bill!

It's often mixed with dihydrogen monoxide, and that stuff can KILL you!.

My cousin invented the game "Tongue Chop". We lined up and stuck our tongues out, and he ran along the line hitting us in the chin from below.

This is actually true. And we actually tried it. Once. Only the youngest of my cousins actually stood for it and didn't dodge.

Paper currency is for delivering the cocaine to your nose; it's plastic cards that arrange it into convenient lines.

Hex doesn't do thirds well. The Mayan's had it right: base 60 FTW.

No, who's on first.

Utter bullshit. I did a century, followed by 5 more days of 70-80 miles, with no advance prep (too lazy) and while not being in good shape (not as fat as I am now, but still with a BMI near 30. It was not that hard. I was definitely one of the slowest riders out there, and I was incredibly tired each day, but it was well within my capabilities.

Best. Movie. Ever.

And yet I've seen more movies this year than in any previous year of my life. Some of that is my kids being old enough to see movies I like.