Comment Re:Use the other hammer to beat a dead horse (Score 2, Funny) 254
Reminded me of a joke:
A couple is being interviewed on TV because they have been married for 50 years and never had a fight.
The woman is asked:
- You have never had a fight?
- No. She replied.
- And how's that? What's the secret?
And she starts to tell a story:
When we got married, my husband had a horse that he really loved. The horse has been with him its whole life. Our wedding day we take off to our honeymoon on a car pulled by the horse. During our trip the horse fell down.
My husband just said in a firm voice: One.
Half the way, the horse fell down again. My husband said: Two.
And when we were almost arriving it fell again and my husband just took his gun and shot the horse 5 times!
I was astonished and raising my voice told him:
You fracking murder, why did you shoot the poor animal?
He calmly turn around and with his firm voice told me: One!
Did I said joke or story?
A couple is being interviewed on TV because they have been married for 50 years and never had a fight.
The woman is asked:
- You have never had a fight?
- No. She replied.
- And how's that? What's the secret?
And she starts to tell a story:
When we got married, my husband had a horse that he really loved. The horse has been with him its whole life. Our wedding day we take off to our honeymoon on a car pulled by the horse. During our trip the horse fell down.
My husband just said in a firm voice: One.
Half the way, the horse fell down again. My husband said: Two.
And when we were almost arriving it fell again and my husband just took his gun and shot the horse 5 times!
I was astonished and raising my voice told him:
You fracking murder, why did you shoot the poor animal?
He calmly turn around and with his firm voice told me: One!
Did I said joke or story?
