"Along the way, errors inevitably occur..." only if you continue to assume so. You're blaming life expectancy on your past experience with Xerox?!? :o)

an unlicensed Captain is... a Pirate!!! (Plead the belly.)

I'm pretty sure my aluminum hat protects my thoughts from meteors....

#!/bin/bash
shebang shebang shebang !
shebooms shebooms shebooms !
-Ricky Martin's "Shebang Line" (Columbia Records 2000)

My favorite site is /. Who would I talk to on my top of the line, hacked phone? (I do use it to log my A.A.V.S.O work though.) Really, why are you laughing....

Demonized Bananas!?! Holy Musa! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!! ( or bike, sorry )

Pressing ALT+F7 will change your cursor to the "griping hand" which will then be holding your current window so you can move it. Shift+direction is supposed to jump the current window to the workspace in your chosen direction. The ALT+F7 command still works however, the shift+direction does not in in Jaunty 9.04 or evidently 8.10. You can drag your window to the other screen though. (That's easier than a four key combo anyway)

Oh, I'm my own grandpaw. I'm my own grandpaw. It sounds funny I know, but it really is so, Oh! I'm my own grandpaw.

A $2 2x4 ripped down the center and cut into 4' lengths makes great supports for 1' wide 4' long shelves that won't sag. a 5 shelf bookcase = 20' of linear shelving with two of these you're already at 40' and can easily make up the difference to get to 50'. I bet most little kids have 3 x 3' shelves for their books. :)

You are mistaken Sir. It was the government that gave my my last prostate exam. Thank you IRS !