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Comment Re:Send your garbage to court (Score 4, Funny) 330

It is typically soaked in another potential carcinogen DHMO (unproven thus far) and sold to innocent civilians at less-than-lethal doses whenever a cinnamon roll or bagel is sold on an individual basis.

It is much like how Alcoa took waste from the aluminum refining process 70-80 years ago and managed to sell it to cities to put in their water supplies.

Comment Re: Credit (Score 1) 131

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

I work for a major car company.

Comment Re:Fact checking (Score 1) 123

In this case a US Dem senator who believes in 57 genders?

As a matter of fact, Kraft Heinz Co. spent about a million dollars on lobbyists in 2017.

One of Kraft Heinz Co.'s biggest products is Heinz 57 Sauce.

Coincidence? Needn't I bring up the Alex Jones KC Masterpiece LGBTBBQ Sauce conspiracy theory which may have some merit, actually. (Add your thoughts below.)

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