Seriously, how is this news? BREAKING: New ikea chairs are outselling chairs made five years ago

Was this written by AI or by someone trying and failing to be intelligible and understandable?

Calm down, Itâ(TM)s a video game, not real life. I played call of duty once and have yet to go to war

The reason is because Vice City is clearly supposed to be Miami, not New York or San Francisco. This is very clear to people who donâ(TM)t have their heads so far up their asses that they can lick the inside of their own neck