With 120 text messages and 3 hours of Facebook a day, where do they find the time to have sex?

The difference being that in the Netherlands, we all have to carry ID, immigrant or not. I don't really understand what the big deal is, I always have my ID card in my wallet. I've never been asked for ID anyway, not even at bars, unlike in the US. It's like you trust bartenders more than police officers. If that's the case, you have bigger problems than this new law.

...transparency in altar boy garments instead.

Actually, you can have private health insurance companies and still have insurance for everyone. By regulating things a bit more, and using a risk pool. This is how it's done here in the Netherlands: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_in_The_Netherlands

Time to invade Siberia!

The final version of the spec will be called "802.11n Forever"

No, that's just a mock-up made by some creative people at T3: http://www.t3.com/news/sony-playstation3-slim-and-lite?=35165/