How clueless can you be? This guy almost makes me feel good about the other news of the day (Microsoft to laying off 5,000).
I am sure they can push it to 5001 for this champ.
Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.
Speak for yourself, humanoid.
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off. -- Bill Conrad