How clueless can you be? This guy almost makes me feel good about the other news of the day (Microsoft to laying off 5,000).
I am sure they can push it to 5001 for this champ.
Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.
Speak for yourself, humanoid.
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire