Comment Re:12345? (Score 5, Funny) 160

by Ackmo on Monday January 08, 2018 @08:15PM (#55889703) Attached to: Western Digital 'My Cloud' Devices Have a Hardcoded Backdoor

Tha movie you're referencing came out 31 years ago. Your age is showing.

I'm shocked - shocked! - to find that old movie references are going on in here!

Comment Re:Slowed to 1bit/year without NN (Score 1) 41

by Ackmo on Monday January 05, 2015 @05:57PM (#48740561) Attached to: FCC Revamps Customer Complaint System

I wish they would hurry up. I want to download "Wuthering Heights".

Comment Re:Yosemite (Score 5, Insightful) 355

by Ackmo on Thursday October 16, 2014 @02:37PM (#48161503) Attached to: Apple Announces iPad Air 2, iPad mini 3, OS X Yosemite and More

Yosemite Sam was the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west!

Comment Re:Homeowners insurance (Score 5, Funny) 182

by Ackmo on Wednesday January 09, 2013 @10:01PM (#42541323) Attached to: Asteroid Apophis Just Got Bigger

Hmm. My insurance policy actually says, "act of Goa'uld". I always thought that was a typo.

Comment Obligatory Hendrix Perm (Score 2) 196

by Ackmo on Thursday January 26, 2012 @05:08PM (#38833385) Attached to: For Sinclair Fans, The ZX81 Lives On

My VIC-20 beat up your ZX81 and stole its lunch money.

Comment Re:Seriously? (Score 2) 201

by Ackmo on Wednesday April 27, 2011 @10:03AM (#35952298) Attached to: Roguelikes: the Misnamed Genre

He's hallucinating.

Comment Re:Orgy (Score 1) 250

by Ackmo on Wednesday April 13, 2011 @11:39AM (#35808618) Attached to: Can't Get a Real Girlfriend? Get a "Cloud" Girlfriend

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

Comment Re:Physicists (Score 2) 309

by Ackmo on Monday March 21, 2011 @11:27AM (#35559864) Attached to: Was the Early Universe 2 Dimensional Spacetime?

This will happen when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.

Comment The bowl (Score 1, Insightful) 99

by Ackmo on Wednesday October 13, 2010 @01:08PM (#33884240) Attached to: Dogs Can Be Pessimistic

is the wrong size.

Comment Re:Bad timing. (Score 0) 646

by Ackmo on Monday September 27, 2010 @12:13PM (#33712678) Attached to: Obama Wants Broader Internet Wiretap Authority

the name we've seen the most on the national news

Lindsay Lohan?

Comment Re:Ya forget AT&T, ask the FBI (Score 0) 126

by Ackmo on Thursday July 29, 2010 @10:42AM (#33068992) Attached to: AT&T Won't Block Black Hat Eavesdropping Demo

The FBI says, "Hey good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

Comment Re:in other news. (Score 0) 283

by Ackmo on Wednesday June 30, 2010 @03:07PM (#32748800) Attached to: Liberal Watchdog Questions White House Gmail Use

What are you talking about? What was one of the first things that occurred when Obama took office? Swine flu.

Comment Re:Not BP's Fault! (Score 0) 593

by Ackmo on Friday May 21, 2010 @03:33PM (#32297486) Attached to: BP's Final "Top Kill" Procedure For Gulf Oil Spill

"What is good for British Petroleum is good for America!"

Comment Re:and i thought people just hated me (Score 1, Funny) 143

by Ackmo on Monday May 10, 2010 @02:31PM (#32159512) Attached to: Twitter Bug Lets Users Force Others To Follow Them

0?

Comment Re:Sounds Good To Me (Score 0) 404

by Ackmo on Friday March 05, 2010 @11:14PM (#31378302) Attached to: California To Create Public Animal Abuser Registry

Vegetable rights and peace!