And this is why we all think the Air Force are pussies.

The Army sleeps in the sand and the snow and the mud and the muck.

The Marines charge the beach and die to gain a few feet of sand. (and bully for them, I love my jarhead cousins)

The Navy goes out to see in coffin-sized bunks for months on end of 3-4 hours of sleep a night.

And the Air Force sits at home in their nice comfy bases.

Shitloads more space.

A rack has less space than a coffin. Though at least it doesn't waste on silliness like padding or cushioning.

-abs

"Girlfriend"?

For one of us? Really?

Pics or it didn't happen.

ZOMG! Heretic!

His Flying Spaghettiness is obviously male.

Don't you watch any bad anime? What did you think all those noodly appendages were for???

Female Spaghetti Monsters are an entirely different, and hotter thing, but they didn't make The Mountain nor The Midget. (though rumor in my local church is that they did have a noodle in the trees)

*hrmphhh*

And for some of us who are diving into wormholes with a passion it's absolutely outstanding. I know I'm currently building up a small alliance or corporations to go in and build a colony.

It's re-invigorated my game to be sure.

Bear in mind that in EVE almost everything that isn't a player is robotic.

Ships don't have crew, at least not the sort of ships player's fly. POS's (Player Owned Stations) are not staffed or crewed, they just operate.

People in EVE are largely confined to planets and NPC stations. The odd exception being cargo that you can haul that consists of people, like slaves or exotic dancers.

So this isn't someone convincing a bureaucracy to defect, as you assert. This is someone getting the control codes to Skynet and telling it wipe out humanity.

-abs

Proof of causality please.

I've seen people breathe so much air that they ended up addicted to heroin. In fact I've never met a heroin addict who didn't breathe air first.

Such a basic logical flaw, I'm sure you can do better.

-abs