Laser, and the worst cab driver I've ever had. (Score 1)

So I get into my cab to take me out to the pub the other night, and I just get settled in the back seat, arranging my darts in their cases with my new tips, when the driver pipes up and says: "You know anyone who's had that laser surgery on their eyes?" and I admitted I did not. "Well, I had it Tuesday." I replied with a squeamish "Oh... uhhh.. how was it?" "Well, the right eye is great, but I really cant see so well in the left one. All the lights look like starbursts, and I think I need to have another session to take a little more off." (They try to under-laser the first time, becasue you can can always take a little more off, but you cant really add more on.) I thought this might have been the worst cabbie I have ever been in, but I realized one of my regular drivers didnt even HAVE a left eye, and felt a little better.