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Comment dot com crash (Score 1) 18

i remember just before the dot com crash there was this company whose value shot up. The company had the brilliant idea of putting ads on screen savers. Well, the screen saver only goes on when the person leaves so no one it looking at a screen. Anyway the dot com crash happened about six months after I noticed that.

Comment it's not sony (Score 1) 190

there is a secret system of "laws" called the rules based order which require login information get sent to government servers in the US. they can then decide if they want to users to be banned from accessing the services of any company that does any business in the US.

Comment how to hide a recession (Score 1) 104

don't stop buying our tech stocks we are not having a recession. that is not why we are laying people off. no not at all. normally laying people off would mean we are in a recession but we are replacing people with AI. that is great you should buy more of our stock because we are more efficient. think about the future and all the amazing stuff we will do. dont look at what we have actual done recently the future is so bright.

Comment Re:AI Prediction Trash Bin (Score 1) 63

its all marketing. In the early 2000's, Crystal Reports packaging for some version said it had "Smart Engine Technology" with a cool AI graphic. I remember thinking. oooh cool AI. I was on the Crystal Info team. I went to talk to Tony who was managing Crystal Reports at the time. I asked him about the cool "Smart Engine Technology". He rolled his eyes and said that for the previous version they were rushed so they could only write one driver using ODBC for all the DB's and it was a piece of shit and very slow. For the current version they wrote native drivers for all the DB's since they had time. That was what marketing called "Smart Engine Technology". That is how I learned the difference between marketing and technology.

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