A new Slackware did come out already. Slackware 14 was just released a couple months ago.

As an obsessed Sage fan, I have to correct you. The lyric is "Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry". Which, of course, is completely relevant to the issue at hand. Regards, Lyric Nazi

What if I as the parent of a 17 year old, give them permission to look at porn?

Can you adopt me, please?