Where's the affiliate program (Score 2, Funny)

1. Does this lab have an affiliate program I can promote?

and

2. Makes me think twice feeding mice to my tegus now. As I feed them, I think, "That might've be the grandmother of my future kids kids kids." (well didnt look that close [male? female?] but you get the idea..)

I cant take it anymore... I'll leave it at that...