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Comment Keep up the good work, Geek Squad! (Score 1) 686

I run a computer support business. Every time stuff like this comes out, I smile.

Why?

Because it means more business for me. People and businesses come to me for three main reasons:

1) I can resolve their computer problems with minimal data loss.

2) I charge half what the competition charges.

3) My reputation for honesty and integrity is well known and easily verified.

My clients know that resolving their problems is my ONLY motivation. The only things on their hard drive that I'm concerned with are viruses, spyware, adware, and malfunctioning OS/program components. That's IT. They know they can trust me with their computers and that I will be there for them the next time they need me. And they're more than happy to refer me to their family, friends, and business associates.

So, keep up the good work, Geek Squad! Keep rifling through your customers' hard drives! Keep charging those rates to dress up your employees in those fancy suits and to have them drive around in those cute little cars. I truly appreciate the constant flow of business out of your doors and into mine.

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