Mouse over the "penalties"....

April fools

Kodi has MythTv plugin that allows it to work as a fantastic MythTv frontend. Can play all your over-the-air DVR'd shows. Also DVDs/BluRays and their players with young kids don't mix. Its easier to rip the movies to a file server on the network and play the movies from kodi then have a 3 year old scale furniture with a disk in his mouth trying to put it in the player.

$1 per minute...the shortest lectures I had in college were about 45 minutes, but most were an hour... 45*20000=$900,000 Can I have a branch off your money tree where to you a million bucks is minimal?

The end users of Facebook are not the "owners" or even the "Customers" for that matter. They are the product.

The only value sling has is for ESPN1/2/3 if you want live sports that are exclusive to that network. Its month-to-month and you can subscribe during the sport seasons you are interested in. I don't know why anyone would have SLING for any other reason.

You just need a separate monitor dedicated to email.

We had to unplug our garage door when we wanted to play with our RC car or the door would go up and down.

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Identify code as being programmed by a moron.

They can't really say they "weren't aware" when the original bug submitter's proof of concept exploit (that was provided to them) was not fixed by the "patch". That is at best extremely lazy testing.

Users also got the immense pleasure of paying more for their service.

You might not have a problem selecting pizza toppings, however, in my experience Pizza Hut has a problem delivering the pizza with the toppings you selected. This way they can just build a pizza of random ingredients because of "SUPER SHINY MAGIC MIND READER" rather than because "We dropped your pizza on the floor and this is what popped out of the oven next." or "Our pizza is shit anyway why do you care whats on it"

So pretty much exactly the same as the American Right

:s/scientific study done/religion/g