Enforcement is one thing. The playing field is quite another. If you don't like the playing field, change the law. If you feel you can't change the law because those making the law are corrupt, say so with evidence in hand; there's plenty to be found. If you do that and fail to get enough of your fellow citizens to care, realize that your primary problem is precisely that: your fellow citizens, by and large, do not care. Good luck with changing that.

Latrines, or toilets if you prefer, are found in the head. You might want to see a doctor about getting that foot removed from your mouth, shipmate.

I served (as an enlisted man) aboard the USS Nebraska.

Latrines use seawater on various naval vessels. Using fresh water to catch poop, if an abundant supply of seawater is available, is just dumb.

You're wrong on all counts. Then again, I've actually served on a submarine, whereas you apparently haven't.

Vampires do not fear silver bullets. They fear stakes and sunlight. Werewolves fear silver bullets.

Quoting the GP:

That's probably going to make writing apps somewhat more difficult.

Maybe it's an erroneous interpretation of the acronym TPMS, which is supposed to mean tire-pressure monitoring system. Alternately, it might be some new term meant to introduce tire pressure as a third metric for standard monitoring, in addition to oil and brake fluid pressure levels.

Sure you could. Heck, an astronaut has even proven the technology works great for long road trips.

Yes, over the scale of human history, three hundred years would indeed qualify as "recent." Reference Paleolithic flutes dating back 40,000 years. What was your point again?

Phoenix offers advantages beyond temperature, which isn't nearly the problem you think it is for the multiple major datacenters operating in the area. As an example, see the low risk location page for PhoenixNAP. This really doesn't have anything to do with golf.

I'll gladly accept it.

A consultant, eh? I've run a consulting firm of my own. I'm not talking about my company in particular, either. Instead, I'm referring to the great many places I've seen both good and bad password management practices being employed. The difference between us in reference to the latter case is the fact that I've helped people find simple tools that would solve simple problems like these, thus preventing further issues down the road.

It's disturbing that you would attempt to use your work history as a consultant to reinforce (yet again) acceptance of bad information security practices. Perhaps your clients needed someone a bit more informed to help those in the trenches, and it makes me wonder what other bad practices you've spread around over the years.

Oh, the real world? Would that be the real world where multiple floors worth of offices at a company have employees using sound password management practices, frequently utilizing tools just like the ones I and others have pointed out?

Listen to yourself. You're trying to cover up for your own inability to take simple information security measures with baseless appeals to your imaginary view of what the world is like. You are dispensing security advice by attempting to continue to push that view, essentially making the case that it's perfectly normal and reasonable to continue doing stupid things because, hey, you do those stupid things.

Maybe the people around you share your attitude, but I assure you it isn't universal. So now you have a choice: either continue being ignorant and lazy, or do something useful with yourself and help those around you as well.

Based on comments like yours, you're not not a normal human being. You are a lazy human being. Normal people might ask "gee, how might I solve this problem?" Instead, you're adopting the "oh no, it's too hard" attitude.

I've been working with normal people who manage to memorize multiple passwords for fifteen years. They aren't programmers, either, although some people are naturally better at this than others. For those who have a lot of passwords to manage, there are a wealth of options available, including things like KeepPass, Password Safe, and many others. There are "local only" options, online options, portable options, etc.

Again, your fundamental problem is that you're lazy, and you're encouraging others to be lazy and adopt terrible security practices. Stop dispensing security advice, and stop attempting to speak for what others can or can't handle.