It's a frist psot. It's supposed to be missplleed!

...rounded up to the nearest whole eternity.

But what if you order a DiGiorno frozen pizza from a supermarket, and they deliver it to you? Oh man, I just blew my mind!

Send me the bill. That's totally my fault.

It's a shame the proper use of who vs whom can't.

That would be the 16th century, but not much better I would argue.

1. There are about a million and a half bewildering and contradictory laws that we can't even make sense of. Good luck not getting arrested for doing something you thought was just fine.
2. Women are not property and have equal rights to vote, hold office, and own property. Mind==blown right there. Blacks are not subhuman mud people, and have equal rights. Animals have legal rights too. People can marry members of the same sex in some places, but not others.
3. Alcohol is sort of legal, but with hundreds of weird laws. Most of other drugs are illegal for some reason. We can't explain why.
4. The government has far more power than it did under your monarchy, can see almost everything you do, can arrest you for pretty much no reason, and we voted this government in office willingly.

Just look at elderly people today. They can barely keep up with technology, and they were HERE for it! Many of them are disgustingly racist and sexist by today's standards. They cling to the music, styles, and culture from their youth like it's still 1940. And you think someone born in 1530 would fare better than someone born in 1930?

Imagine someone from the 1500s waking up now. Hey, welcome to the future. All of your morals are horribly outdated, everything you thought you knew about the world is at best laughably incomplete or more likely completely wrong, and the world has changed in every meaningful way. Good luck getting a job, finding a mate, or even crossing the street!

And anticipation of feline complications. I don't want anything to happen to Mr. Bigglesworth!

This technology has been used in hoverboards since at least 2015.

That might be helpful advice for a first world nation, but this is Haiti.

You don't say?

I was just being funny. Chill out.

And you may have missed the very next word, "that". It wasn't a direct quote from Napoleon. It was the same word for word paraphrasing and description from the site I linked.

Are you sure I'm not?

I never heard that before, so I googled "field marshall baton napoleon" and found your first sentence, word for word, on the second link. Quote your sources dude. Don't take credit for someone else's words.