Can we strip the German Chick from Top Gear instead? Sabine Schmitt?

Yes please. Sabine Schmitz. My moter always warned me about fast women.

Unless they're backed by law enforcement, at which point they'll be explaining nothing.

Then they can try to explain it to me. That will not be a pleasant conversation.

First of all, that is the stupidest fucking idea I have ever heard

One word: Battleship

If you really have been doing this for years, you may want to go check to see if any seeders are left. Yeah, you could get seeders at first, but once people realize its a bad file they are gone.

That's easy. Just jump on piratebay once a month or so, and comment that it is the greatest 3D porn movie in the history of 3D porn.
Works like a charm. :)

Yes my friends, they mean to take down Facebook.

Do you know of any way I could get hold of these people? I would really like to assist them in achieving their goal. :)

So we should just infect the most brilliant doctors and scientists with AIDS

You also need to infect a lot of rich and powerful people.
I had a friend die of an AIDS related infection a few years back, so I am a little sensitive on this topic.

Replace the mouse with a trackball. There's a tendency with a mouse to move your wrist - you're not meant to do this, you're meant to use your whole arm. But I don't know anyone who does. It'll take you a few days to get used to, after which you'll never use a mouse again.

This. I have a MS trackball explorer at home, that I will use until it dies. I am not a fan of MS products, but that trackball is the best I have ever used. Too bad they stopped making them.
At work I use a Logitech cordless optical trackman, that is almost as good, but personally I wish it wasn't wireless.
What I really like is the Ball under my fingers, thumb for left click, index finger for scrolling. It is getting hard to find.