your post is a field day for the average slashdotian because there is too much room for interpretation
Look, I'm no true oldtimer, but *everyone* knows the term is "slashdotter".
Unless you're a Scandinavian daughter of the lead guitarist from Guns-N-Roses, in which case you're a Slashdottir, but that's kind of beside the point.
If you were willing to pay $X for speed Y, you are willing to pay the same $X for Y*Z.
* For values of Z > 1.
By the way, do you happen to know any farmers in the Midwest? Feel free to ask them if nothing bad is happening right now. In 6 months you can ask around the world. US food exports are going to take a major dive, which is going to spike up prices. Standby for a shitload of unrest.
What's unnerving about this is that the world is *already* consuming more foodstuffs than it produces. World food reserves are basically gone... and this has just happened over the past 10 years or so. So on top of the additional price volatility experienced because of dwindling food reserves, now we have a weather event that's going to tip prices higher.
If food reserves were in a healthy state, this drought would be a minor uncomfortable period in terms of food prices, just as the droughts of the 80s were. Instead we're going to have a food price spike far, far higher than general inflation.
Five Slashdot logons, three coffees at Tim Horton's, and twenty seven visits to cockgobblers.com
I know you're being facetious, but technically male turkeys (gobblers) are called toms, not cocks (that would be the correct term for chickens, peafowl, some other birds too). So it's probably tomgobblers.com he'd be visiting, not cockgobblers.com.
Just thought I'd clear that up as we get closer to the Thanksgiving holiday here in the US.
What is to stop them 3 years later from creating a paid class system?
Why would we want to prevent that?
Seriously... as long as there is no discrimination based on source (i.e., everyone gets the same pricing), what is the problem with tiered services?
To me, that's the crux of net neutrality, to have it similar to common-carrier status. Anyone can pay for different service levels, and the volume discount is formulaic, not negotiated.
But it does cover at least 80% of the reasons why having a girlfriend/wife increases your quality of life, with almost none of the drawbacks.
It covers the same percentage of reasons that I can cover with one hand (two if I'm feeling frisky).
But I think you mistake the utility of the girlfriend and wife modules. Sexual satisfaction is pretty damn low (but still important) on the list of positives that come with a good relationship, IMO.
2. Both sides of the relationship focused more on "what can I do for my partner" or "what can I contribute to the family unit" rather than "what can my partner do for me".
I agree that your first two alternatives are better than the third alternative. But I know quite a few unhappy people who have completely subsumed themselves in their relationship.
A good relationship with someone else starts with a good relationship with yourself. It's trite, but true.
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4. Having a good income coming in. Serious money problems are one of the leading causes of marital arguments and divorce.
IMO, the money problems typically precipitate other, deeper, issues with the relationship. A good relationship overcomes problems, like money supply issues. But a relationship already struggling with communication issues, resentment, etc will often break under the added stress of financial problems.
"He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny