I don't have a consistently solid internet connection. My ISP stinks. Even today I get lagged off a SC game if it is longer than 30 minutes. Guess I am screwed. I actually connected with my wife's stepfather playing SC on his LAN when we would stay the night. I think not supporting LAN play is a big mistake. It is bad enough that the entire game will end up costing people close to $180. They are going to have 3 sets up single player missions (each with new units) in a staggering release.

I have a synonym for pted. It is called being a teenager.

My brother in law apparently went quail hunting. They did "well" bagged 10-15 each. He put them in a cooler and forgot about them. Then apparently after remembering about them he just moved the cooler next to the side of his mother's barn (for most of the summer). Well my father in law needed the cooler and "found" it. He apparently noticed that it was full and did not open it but a little. He then promptly put the cooler in the back of his truck and took it to the trash dump. The trash dumps here always have someone there monitoring what you dump and making sure you separate your recyclables/brush/etc... The attendant was walking up to ask what was in the cooler about the time he just chunked it in the bin (and ran back to the truck). It opened and spewed its glory for everyone to see and smell. That attendant was yelling and gasping you can't do that that shite smells. My father in law heard "You gotta go get that!" as he squealed out of there. Apparently it was early in the day and the guy was working all day.

Microsoft Word is A+++++++!!! I can belt out a VB Hello World program in just under 4 hours. I have looked and I can't find any of the others in my start menu.

This is the reason my wife insits on flying where ever we go now.

That and the fact that when she got pregnant we (I) drove from North Carolina to Louisiana at night. I only had two 12 packs of Code Red Mountain Dew. She apparently asked me if I was okay about 4 or 5 am and my response was "IAMFINE!IAMFINE!IAMFINE!IHAVETOUSETHEBATHROOM!"