No he wasn't. You just want to play the internet.

Yes. This ^^^
This is just fear mongering. If you've already put malware on your phone then you're boned - there are countless ways it may "activate" itself - whatever that means. Just more crap from anti virus software companies whose products are worse than the malware they're meant to prevent.

You should sign in before you post, Larry.

Big fucking deal. You had a vocal chord problem. Wow. How brave of you to come forward and how noble of you to now believe that we should all be open about our medical problems. There are soooooo many reasons why people prefer to keep that information private apart from being denied insurance.

I am so much cooler than you. I am currently typing this email by manually creating punch cards which are hooked to a morse code machine which then relays the electrical signals into a decoder I built from weet-bix and leeches and straight into the copper cables which connect my phone.

It's not my fault if my employees fail to negotiate good working conditions.

I feel that eating meat which was not once running through the fields, robs me of the deep sense of superiority I get from being at the top of the food chain. Who knows how long we may remain here (alien invasion or pending zombie apocalypse)? I say let's enjoy our dominant position while we have it and not waste our time on defenseless lab meat.

Heh heh heh. Successful troll.

Could not agree more. Where I work this type of thing comes around from time to time. "Show us how passionate you are about programming! Stay all night! We'll shout you pizzas and coffees!" Sure, that sounds worth it. When you start giving me random increases in pay, I'll start doing random amounts of unpaid overtime.

Just because you can't hear it doesn't mean a microphone can't pick it up. I am not going to google this because I am lazy, but I would not be surprised at all if a good quality, well aimed, highly directional mic could pick up enough of a noise to run an analysis.

You'd be better off looking at tea leaves than trusting anything that comes from that money hole.

Which part of you grew up in Austin? Ha ha ha. I crack myself up.

Feeling a bit jealous?

I hope you're not a programmer.

I completely agree, but last time this topic came up I said something very similar and I apparently underestimated how many 'watch people' hang out here.