I vaguley recall that this was the plot of an episode of Hogan's Heros.
The Norton project was not a bombsight.

Canonical Has Been Watching, and It Says You're Getting Used To Unity

Better yet:
    Throw pine cones at 24 Sussex Dr. in Ottawa.

I tried t get my Norwegian Blue to drive a buggy but it just sits there and does nothing.

You are obviously not Canadian. We can only get caffeine free Mountain Dew.

I can understand Industrial hemp. I do not understand caffeine free coffee.

We are now a Harptatorship.

When you think you may be on a security camera behave oddly.

Kirk or Picard?

I hope you were not in uniform when you fried it.

Australia is openly embracing census data and enhancing it's availability.
Canada's government is going out of its way to prevent census data collection.