How exactly does one parody or satirize something without having consumed the original work? It's impossible. Consuming the work is what gives one a frame of reference for parody or satire in the first place.

At the end of the day, corporations are run by people. You very much can string a corporation up. You just need some extra rope.

Court rooms are more than happy to entertain known pseudoscience.

My primary adversaries are nation states and organized crime. I do not give two flying fucks about some skiddies.

It's not part of a security strategy. It's theater performed by people who don't understand infosec.

I use a SIEM like a normal person.

One could train a fucking rock to recognize that public SSH access with weak passwords is going to result in pwnage.

Granted, there's an abundance of people in this field whose security expertise is roughly on par with an untrained rock.

This is doable with literally any enterprise firewall.

"Adding random ports" is security theater.

They can't keep the fucking ASCII swastikas out, but by God, they're on top of filtering the actual useful information.

Your generalized use of the word "regulations" is consistent with right-wing propaganda.

Which doesn't change the fact that its usage here has been consistent with an attempt to conflate this issue with right-wing buzzwords.

But its buzzword usage is part of reality.

Right-to-repair laws are typically designed to correct for overly broad intellectual property laws. "Regulation" is a right-wing buzzword for "I don't like that corporations aren't allowed to harvest their employees' organs." He's being called out for pushing right-wing talking points. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Referring to intellectual property schemes as "regulations" fails the smell test. The only people who ever rail against "regulations" are the right wing, and the only "regulations" they're ever interested in getting rid of are ones that reign in corporate power. The problem here is intellectual property. Your desire to conflate the situation with right-wing buzzwords notwithstanding.