Sexy bunny woman? Where do I click?

WHAR LINK WHARE?

Your smart phone IS a computer, FFS.

My new G3 has a dual-core 1.5GHz processor, 2G RAM, and 80G of SSD on a 720-line display.

My old netbook has a dual-core 1.5GHz processor, 2G RAM, 256 SSD and a 600-line display. (Until a month ago, it was my primary computer.)

They both run Linux (CM and Ubuntu, respectively). They both play movies. The phone will play better games than the netbook. I can carry the phone around and have it track my bike rides and runs.

They aren't phones. They're socially acceptable computers that happen to be able to make phone calls. We figured out what, 20 years ago, that if you DL ph@t w@r3Z... half the time it's real, half the time it's a virus.

Well, the moon landings WERE faked, but they were filmed on the moon.

We've had a base up there since 1958. It's just on the far side so you can't see it from Earth.

Come on man, I've gone through your email, we have a lot of the same hobbies, we could be friends.

You could invite me, or I can just show up and we can go shooting. I already know the time and place. I'll pick up some subs at Blimpie's on the way over, that cool?

Or really, really needs some Chapstick.

Who doesn't?

Nope, just mail order that mofo. These guys sell 1W+ blue lasers:

Wicked Lasers -- any colour, any power, get em before they're gone.

Honestly I'm a little confused myself so I'm not sure.

Blaster Master? Whar sequel WAHR?

Still the best game music of all time, and fuck all y'all saying God of War.

I'm a military contractor.

I'm also a fitness instructor.

Due to my searches for weaponry, vegas trips, and yoga mats Adsense thinks I'm gay.

"Two possibilities exist -- either we are alone in the universe or we are not. I am unsure which is more terrifying."

Yeah, probably.

I'm not American. It's not the only country in the world with a Navy.

My land line used to be a marine repair company. Every now and then I'd get super long detailed messages about nautical problems. Usually I'd pass them on to the company.

"First Nations"

I'm Canadian. I haven't heard "natives" in... maybe ten years?