Russian Chevy's are the new thing. What do you think they did with your money? They spent it everywhere but here. The Volt is just a GM magician pulling asking a German engineer to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do you know why the Camaro was discontinued after 2002? The Canadians wouldn't let us use the name... oh snap.

Everyone knows we came here after we destroyed Mars.

In other news little Johnny is being deported to the United States to face further charges. He is accused of hacking a flight of F17s to blow up his fathers house. Johnny's defense attorney states that this was all due to the video game Top Gun that little Johnny's pasture father took away from him.

I'm sorry everybody. My mom said if I dropped the F bomb one more time there would be hell to pay. :(

The judge who presided over this case should be fired and it should be handed to a competent judge. Either the kid is insane or the judge is insane. One or the other.

Sorry to troll but this is from the heart. I'm not that big but I will straight whoop that ass if someone attempts to phsically abuse me in the workplace. Maybe I'll lose, and if I do I'll be back to jack up your car.

It's a harmless attack.

Help Israel win the war by signing up to go to prison!

I read about this. Someone remarked that they were sitting right by the engine. That's all it took and 9 were booted off. Pathetic. So much for freedom of speech. They wouldn't let them rebook either. I know this I will never conform to what other people want me to be so you might as well just shoot me in the head like cattle and get it over with.

I have wondered what would happen to many computer stores if malware and viruses were to cease existance. Would the Best Buy geek squad be the only computer store left? Having worked at small mom and pop shops 99% of our business was removing malware. They were already struggling to compete if not for malware they wouldn't stand a chance.

All this time I thought it was an elite club that I wasn't a part of. I had hoped people mistakingly believed I was already part of the gang and could skip the initiation.