Bringing in the pictures would get him arrested for possessing child pornography. Yay for backwards child porn laws.

And just think of all of the meat we can harvest!

If it weren't for the internet, maybe you would have actually read the book.

I like how you pulled Google's name out of a hat there.

Only correlations I see are: Google owns Youtube (they own a lot of things). Google, Youtube, and Wikipedia are all websites.

Tell me how that makes Google next in line over any other website on the interwebs.

Mt. St. Helens is a big volcano!

Tune in at eleven.

Get addicted to something else.

I quit WoW shortly after I started smoking.

Who cares if it's flamebait, this was funny!

Spoken by the one, the only, Thomas!

oh wait...

Do that and you'll surely look like a lobster after!

Richard Gill will come for his children.

What a delicious analogy!

From personal experience there are some very nasty side effects to caffeine after roughly 2 grams.

Tons of energy, immense restlessness, cold sweats.. After awhile came the nausea and vomiting in my case, which lasted from roughly 4 in the afternoon to midnight. It felt like any movement made me vomit some more, and I was still so restless and full of energy that I couldn't just pass out. Eventually there was nothing coming up so I was just dry heaving, but I was still nauseous and dry heaving with any movement. Any food or liquid I tried to ingest came immediately back up.

It was horrible.

Caffeine is horrible.

PS: I was dumb and 16.

Team 1087 didn't believe in that gracious garbage, we attacked mascots at the competitions and were loud obnoxious jerks.

It's a game, just have fun.

They designed a game this year with a focus on driving ability... and they give you no traction.

That should be fun..

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